 Send only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...
1967: Long hair 2010 : Longing for hair

1967: KEG 2010: ECG


1967: Acid rock 2010 : Acid reflux


1967: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2010: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
 

1967: Seeds and stems 2010: Roughage


1967: Going to a new, hip joint 2010:Receiving a new hip joint
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1967: Rolling Stones 2010: Kidney Stones


1967: Screw the system 2010: Upgrade the system

1967: Passing the drivers' test 2010: Passing the vision test


1967: Whatever  2010: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. The people who started university this Year were born in 1992.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 3 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
 Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
 They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
 They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. 
They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. even is.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
 It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!
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