To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. | Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year. |
| When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. | Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you! |
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| Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. | Celery? Never heard of it! |
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| Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. | Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away! |
| Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces... | Leftover wine??????? HELLO!!!!!! |
Lastly, if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends
within the next 5 minutes,
your belly button will unscrew
and your butt will fall off.
Just in case you are planning to do a little cooking.
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