Prison Vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up:

@ PRISON	@ WORK
You spend most of your Time in a 10X10 cell @ PRISON	You spend most of your Time in an 6X6 cubicle @ WORK
You get three meals a Day, fully paid for @ PRISON	You get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it @ WORK
For good behavior, You get time off	For good behavior, You get more work
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks All the doors for you @ PRISON	@ WORK You must carry a security card And open all the doors yourself @ WORK
You can watch TV And play games @ PRISON	You could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ WORK
You get your own toilet @ PRISON	You have to share the toilet with People who pee on the seat @ WORK
They allow your family And friends to visit @ PRISON	You aren't even supposed to speak To your family @ WORK
All expenses are paid by the Taxpayers with no Work required @ PRISON	You must pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners @ WORK
You spend most of your life behind Bars wanting to get out	You spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens	@ WORK They're called 'managers'