Trini Father and Son camping

An illiterate Trinidadian father and his educated son with a PhD in Astrology went on a camping trip in Caroni . They set up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the Father wakes his son and asks:
"Look up to de sky & tell me what yuh see?"

Son: "I see millions of stars".

Father: "What does that tell yuh, Son?"

Son: "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
planets in our Solar System".

Father remains silent for moment then says: "NO JACKASS, somebody
teef we tent!"

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